Tuesday, Quickly

It's a good thing I don't have a LAW rocket launcher at work, because I think I would have used it today. I'll interject here — for those that don't know — that "LAW" is an acronym for "Light Anti-Tank Weapon." Anyway, the girl down the hall from me not only chews her gum with her mouth open — something that should be punishable by 2 nights in lockup — she insists upon popping it while chewing. HOLY FREAKING CRAP. I took every ounce of self control to not get up and tell her to quit popping her gum like a 4 year old.

Sweet stinking pile of vermin, it was killing me. I eventually got up and closed my office door. Ugh. People, sometimes (usually).

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One of my pics from the Bronx Zoo is being included in the Schmap New York travel guide that's become available on the iPhone:

(insert being proud as a peacock joke here)

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Some of you have asked what I was talking about Wednesday, so I feel I should say something about it. Basically, it was some health-related issues with my Dad — and while things didn't come out exactly as we hoped, we're still confident things will take a great turn for the better soon and very soon. So, please keep him — and us — in your thoughts and prayers as we wait for reports.

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SUNUVADADGUM SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN! Serenity now...serenity now...

Posted by on 06/24 at 02:57 PM

Comments:

On 06/24 (03:55 PM), Jim said...

“As a man thinks in his heart…“

So you might as well just go ahead and… improve the gene pool.

On 06/25 (11:08 AM), said...

Aww. Sorry to hear that news. We will continue to have your family in our prayers.

On 06/25 (12:48 PM), Amy said...

I’d make a fake sign asking employees to please discard gum and put it at the entrance. Wonder how long it would take for people to realize it’s there.

On 06/25 (03:00 PM), Jim said...

That’s a magnificent idea. I need something like that for my building. Like a “minimum I.Q. required.“

Or “no cowboy boots allowed inside building.“

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